We didn’t land on Plymouth rock… Solomon Kane did MOTHERFUCKERS!
So, this Pilgrim (Solomon) killed a bunch of people, but if he kills one more he goes to hell? But then some kids get snatched up, and he has to save them for Thanksgiving… or some shit, I don’t really know much about the true origins of Thanksgiving. Hopefully this movie will clear it up for me.
*I think it’s the whole hat situation that may be throwing me off.
